The Windmill Cycle Club

Time For A Quickie. A phrase which could have appeared on one of the many witty signs adorning Petals Cafe (although we didn’t see this particular one). Titter ye not ! This is not a smutty innuendo but a commentary on the speed at which this particular ride was conducted (at least by group 2 on the road, pulled along by Geoff’s battery power). Maybe the increasing probability of rain in the afternoon was acting as a spur ?

Victor had organised this ride, starting and finishing at the Three Horseshoes, Helions Bumpstead. A pub with a massive garden area, a good selection of ales and fishfinger sandwiches.

Although touching on many familiar roads, this was a new course for me. And very pleasant it was too, swapping back and forth between rural Essex and rural Suffolk (the three counties border with Cambridgeshire being slightly North of Helions Bumpstead and not on route).

After coffee at the pub, two groups headed South towards Finchingfield, passing Jamie’s mansion en route. We didn’t go into Finchingfield on this ride, however.

Passing Wethersfield Airfield on the right, originally an RAF station, the site was later used as the headquarters and training centre of the Ministry of Defence Police until 2022. It is now used for asylum accomodation. Soon after we passed the grade two listed 1869 windmill at Gainsford End, now a house and without sails.

At Toppersfield, group two had caught up with group one (time for a quickie, remember ?) so we paused for photos outside the Green Man community pub to restablish a respectable gap.

Very soon we encountered the busy A1017 and a short sprint up to the splendid and quirky Petals Tearoom and its aforementioned collection of witty signage. Excellent cakes, too.

Soon off the main road, at Tilbury juxta Clare, we turned into the brisk breeze for our return to Helions Bumpstead.

My meteorology is not great, but I think the splendid cloud formations we were treated to were Cloud Streets. Cloud streets are long rows of cumulus clouds that are oriented parallel to the direction of the wind. Their technical name is ‘Horizontal Convective Rolls’. Typically, they form straight rows, but when the wind driving the clouds hits an obstacle, the clouds might curl into patterns and become von Kármán vortex streets. So now you know.

If anything the pace picked up further (or maybe it was just the head wind ?) and by the time we arrived back at the pub, we were all together as one group and thirsty. The forecast rain didn’t materialise (at least not until much later when all riders were safely home), so luncheon was taken on the patio under the biggest sun shade possible. Sadly no birthdays this week.

Thanks to Victor for a great route.

Geoff, Rod, Alan, Rob, Rik, Keith, Graham, Simon,Victor, Andrew, Martin B, Nigel, Howard, Jeremy

Its not often that birthday drinks are so far removed in time from the actual birthday that a rendition of “Happy Birthday to you” felt too embarrassing to sing, even for the normally vocal (but musically challenged) Windmill club. That obviously didn’t stop us drinking the beer that Simon had kindly bought us at the Crown at Hartest, though. And very nice beer it was too. Brewed at the Crown’s own Brewshed Brewery, the unfashionably dark best beer was going down particularly well.

But that was later. Firstly, sixteen of us had Keith’s fantastic Suffolk lanes tour to ride.

Setting off in three unusually well organised groups, we cunningly outflanked Hartest Hill (claimed to be the steepest hill in Suffolk, who are we to argue ?) and headed out towards Stanningfield before heading for Cockfield.

Cockfield will be featured in the Men’s Tour of Britain stage 2 next month.

https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/tourofbritain/article/20250806-tour-of-britain-Stage-Routes-Announced-For-Lloyds-Tour-of-Britain-Men-0

The tour has a strong field with top stars like Remco Evanaepol and Gerraint Thomas featuring, amongst others. There is no mention on their route of either our Cafe Como coffee stop or the Crown, however. Their loss.

From Cockfield, we skirted around Lavenham, with its prominent church tower visible from miles around. Not for us today, Lavenham ! Instead we headed for the hamlet of Brent Eleigh and the fantastic cyclist’s destination cafe of Cafe Como. Homemade cakes to die for, all in the wonderful sunny garden !

Reluctantly, we eventually had to leave, picking up a headwind on the way to Acton, then skirting the West side of Lavenham before arriving at the top of the aforementioned Hartest Hill and a fast plummet straight to the pub. Drinks outside, but too many wasps for us to eat in the immaculate garden. Instead, we tucked into sandwiches and beer inside whilst admiring the real linen napkins. A great day for a great ride.

Rach, Simon, Maurice, Howard, Keith, Alan, Norfolk Roger, Neil, Andrew, Graham, Brian, Geoff, Ken, Rod, Rob, Paul.

Oh yes, it’s that time of year again.

Always a popular ride this one despite being a full day out and 43 miles, most of which can’t be done at full speed, because it is along canal tow paths or through very urban spaces. I was pleased to see the club acquit themselves well, giving other path-users plenty of space and friendly thanks. We pride ourselves on being a polite club and I was glad to see high standards upheld on this ride, despite some difficult conditions.

The group contained new members (Rob) and those that hadn’t done it before, like Rach. The weather wasn’t great, especially for the return leg, but I hope they enjoyed the ride as much as the regular ‘crew’.

As usual we assembled at the Lee Valley White Water Centre. E-bikes and Brian formed the first group (Charles, Martin, Rod, Maurice, Brian). The rest; Rach, Victor, (new)Rob, Graham, Andrew, Tom, Paul, Deborah, Howard, Rick and Me were meant to form two more groups, but counting and organising proved too much of a challenge without the ever-patient guidance of Brian, the trip organiser.  However, Brian had left us both a route and a plan. They are both useful things we found.

The route.

The plan.

This was for the e-bikes and Brian to take the Silver Town Tunnel Shuttle Bus and the rest of us to take the cable car, pardon me, the ‘IFS Cloud Cable Car’, because e-bikes are regarded as too self-combustible to be transported by cable car.

You see it’s better for bikes to catch fire inside a tunnel, inside an electric bus. A bus with a much bigger electric battery, along with other people, who also have combustible e-bikes. Together with an innocent driver, on minimum wage, dressed in an inflammable nylon uniform. You see not enough poor people have been set on fire by rich London boroughs, since Grenfell.

No seriously, the point is in a tunnel, any fire will be out of sight. Where people can’t take photos of burning cable cars with ‘IFS – Solutions for Every Industry’ posters in the background.

The bus driver does look a little bit nervous in this photo. Still who can blame her with all those bikes, bikers and the prospect of another trip through the tunnel ahead. Meanwhile we enjoyed ourselves on the cable car.

When a river crossing at this point was first proposed, in 1998, it had to be ready for the year 2000 celebrations. Sustrans suggested a walking and cycling bridge. But Sustrans is a charity, with the slogan ‘liveable cities and towns for everyone’ so they were ignored. Instead, and I’m not making this up, it was decided that London commuters would ‘flock to’ a cable car. The then London Council insisted that, whatever link was created, the journey must be payable by Oyster Card, so as to make it available to ordinary Londoners. After an 11-year delay and 10-fold increase in cost, to £60 million, the cable car was just about open, ready for the Olympics in 2012. After the games, commuters only flocked to it in a limited way. Oster Card data showed that 16 people a week used it for commuting.

At exactly 1000 meters the cable car looks excellent value at £60K per meter against HS2 at £295K per meter, the latter without including the cost of the proposed Euston terminus.

As always it was good to see Charles on this ride, dressed in his inimitable style. Behind him you can see a silver Rolls Royce (center left) waiting for an ordinary Londoner who has commuted to work by cable car. Just like Boris predicted they would after the Olympics. I missed my cup of coffee getting that photo you know.

Lunch at Greenwich’s Trafalgar Inn provoked some controversy. With beer (and cider) at that price, that was inevitable. Brian, with supercharged diplomatic skills, eased the club into an early lunch rather than forging on to later venues. His next challenge will be a negotiated peace in Gaza.

Nelson had abjured naval power for flower-power and Howard had brought a map in the unlikely event that he got lost.

The route along the south bank is complex and we had some problems keeping the group together. Crossing Tower bridge was as exciting/scary as ever.

With the crowds of tourists, crawling traffic, noise and rapidly worsening weather it was a relief to drop down to the Limehouse Basin. Unfortunately Rach and Graham go split off at this point. And the rain became increasingly yuk.

Some of the infrastructure in London is incredible. One example is Bow Locks. Rather than have some e-bikers dismount, other club members pushed them up the ramp. Anyway everyone go to the top safe and sound in the end. Good club effort.

To be honest the route home was a challenge, with cold rain, greasy cobbles, puddles and grit. Non of this dampened the good spirits of some of the group who still found time to encourage young cyclists along the way to continue enjoying their riding.

I suppose a cycle is what you make it. You can always ignore the weather, spread your love of riding and just hope for a drier, warmer day tomorrow. This Maurice has truly mastered.

Special thanks go to Brian for organizing this one and navigating the difficulties along the way with aplomb. I enjoyed it in a slightly masochistic way, but then nobody can control the weather. Onwards and upwards.

Normal for Norfolk seems to include wonderful hospitality, endless sunshine (judging by Roger’s suntan), and eating delicious croissants and pastries for breakfast. Such was our introduction to what proved to be a bootiful day in Norfolk courtesy of Roger and Geraldine who greeted us at their smart new abode in Shereford just outside Fakenham followed by a magnificent route around Norfolk lanes created by Keith and Roger, before lunch at the nearby Sculthorpe Mill Hotel and Restaurant.

Besides Roger and Keith, the other Windmillers taking part were Maurice, David, Andrew, Howard, Graham, Brian, Simon, Deborah and yours truly, making 11 in all. We had a guest for the day too, Michael, a cycling mate of Roger who lives in North Walsham. Setting off in two groups in an anti-clockwise direction, it wasn’t long before we came across the village of Fulmodeston. Easy to pronounce, eh? Not for us Southerners I’m afraid. Howard had warned me about this place in advance and even stopped to ask an elderly couple how they pronounced it – Normal for Norfolk is FULLmuhst’n, it seems, although the couple said the Parish Council were still arguing as to whether the spelling should be Fulmodestone. We’re all aware of Narch for Norwich but for a full list of place names and how to pronounce them see here: https://www.visitnorfolk.co.uk/post/norfolk-dialect-or-how-to-pronounce-wymondham-and-happisburgh

And if you really want to talk proper Norfolk, such as ‘Oid loike a bear’ – translated as ‘I say good man, I wonder if you could pour me a pint of ale’, or ‘Orm guhha roide moi boike dana Carra Ruhd’ – ‘I am going to ride my bicycle to Norwich City’s football stadium’, then look no further than here: https://www.visitnorfolk.co.uk/post/how-to-speak-norfolk-larn-yew-norfolk

Howard also said there were over 1,000 medieval churches in Norfolk, the most in any county in England. We saw a good few on the way:

Not long afterwards my very own church, St Martin’s, came into view in the pretty village of Hindringham:

A whiff of the sea meant we were nearing the scandal ridden Binham Priory which was an impressive sight to behold after coming round a bend:

Coffee was had at an excellent café in the grounds of the Priory after which those interested in taking a look at the remains and going inside the church spent an interesting 15 minutes soaking up as much information as possible in the time.

Binham Priory was founded in 1091 and was home to a Benedictine community of monks for over 400 years. Its history is one of almost continuous scandal. Many of its priors proved to be unscrupulous and irresponsible, and by the time of the priory’s suppression in 1539 the community had been reduced to just six monks. The nave of the priory church, with its striking 13th-century west front, remains in use as the local parish church. And who should be buried in the graveyard but none other than Roger Law, one of the creators of Spitting Image:

It wasn’t long before we reached Wells-next-the-Sea which brought back fond memories of previous Windmill rides and in particular a two day trip from Thetford to Kings Lynn which involved those taking part staying the night on the good ship Albatros, owned by an eccentic Dutch sea captain who served good beer and pancakes but awful below deck accommodation. Sandra who was with us wisely chose a comfortable nearby b&b.

Once again, it was high tide and it was great to see fishing boats moored at the quayside offering fresh lobsters and mackerel for sale. Andrew bought some whelks (sea bogies as he calls them) for immediate consumption, Keith bought a crab to take home and Simon bought a stick of Wells rock.

The route then took us from Wells directly into the grounds of Holkham Hall and then out through the back gate, a distance of around 3 miles in total:

Cycling through the peaceful grounds of Holkham Hall

A Roman road led us almost directly to the lunch stop at Sculthorpe Mill where it was good to be joined by Geraldine, who had whizzed down the lane on her e-bike, and Lisa who was picking up Howard after their stay in Norfolk. The restaurant is in a very scenic spot and a good lunch was had by all.

Lunch at Sculthorpe Mill

Special mention must be made of a phenomenal two day journey by Graham to attend this ride, staying in Fakenham overnight and clocking up over 200 miles in the process. Well done!

Graham about to depart back to Ickleton , and a summary of part of his 200 mile trip

Huge thanks go to Roger, Geraldine and Keith for planning and organising such a good Windmill day, and to the photographers. A day to remember.

This is where we went:

Martin

Three firsts in a week (possibly) !

• All riders were on normally aspirated road bike.
• All th riders rode to the start of the ride for maximum green credentials.
• A first visit for many to the now community owned Lion at Ickleton.

A few Windmill stalwarts were away this week including a party busy fostering Anglo French relations in Normandie and there was a hole in Thursday fixture list. Step forward Ken, who proposed a slightly shorter ride (ostensibly to encourage people away from their e bikes), starting at Graham’s for morning coffee and finishing at the Lion at Ickleton for lunch – no coffee stop planned.

Six riders rolled up to Graham’s for a leisurely 11.00 start – all commendably arriving under their own steam on their normal bikes (OK I didn’t have to roll very far). Although a little breezy, it was bright and not too hot which was just as well because, although short, this was not a flat ride !

First hill right from the start, up the very worn looking Coploe Road, with magnificent views opening up once the top is crested. From there past the notorious Strethall crossroads (with, it should be noted, bright new “Give Way” markings in place after a number of nasty accidents).

Up and down past Littlebury Green, Duddenhoe End and Arkesden. From there, over to Clavering and then the familiar but ever popular stretch through Langley Lower Green (where Ken left for a more direct route to the Lion but picking up Gareth for a short period on the way), to Little Chishill and Shaftenhoe End. Here Gareth also departed, leaving the rest of us to wind our way up to Great Chishill, then Elmdon and home.

The Lion has only just re opened after an extensive effort by Ickleton village to buy and save the pub. Three ales were on offer, plus simple but inexpensive lunchtime sandwich options. Hazel dropped in to say “hi !”.

The ride length was 39km but clocked up 444m of ascent in the process.

Ken, Graham, Ric, Rach, Simon, Howard (Gareth for a short part of the ride, Hazel joined us at lunch)

A first for the club – a 100 mile ride to test Windmiller’s mettle. The route, meticulously planned by Graham, started and finished at his home in Ickleton. It provided 3 new coffee stops together with intermediate-length rides that gave easy access to trains to return home. The route also cunningly got the hills out of the way before the first coffee stop, whilst our legs were fresh.

On top of that, to spur everyone on their way, Graham provided what, for some, was a second breakfast – tea, coffee, sausage or bacon and egg rolls; and Ken came to wave us off and provide moral support.  

At 08.40 eight now-satiated riders started: Graham, Ric, Jeremy, Alan and Victor who planned ‘to go all the way’; Martin W, Keith and Paul who planned to do the first section of the route, to La Hogue farm shop.

The day was fine, the sun was hot and, mindful of the distance, the initial pace was gentle. There were also stops to remove layers and Keith had a couple of nasty chain-offs. At the second of these Graham, Ric, Jeremy, Alan and Victor had to press on, leaving Martin and Paul to help Keith restore his mechanicals. They caught up at La Hogue, where Charles, bless him, had brought his car to give lifts home. What a star!

After that, for the remainers, it was pancake flat all the way to Welney Wetlands centre. A SW breeze helped us cruise easily through Chippenham, Isleham and Prickwillow before riding along Bank beside the River Ouse on Branch Bank to Littleport and then on 10 Mile Bank towards Welney. People say they love the “big horizons” of the Fens. And indeed it is lovely on a sunny day. But there’s little tree or hedge cover and it must be bleak in winter!

Welney Wetlands covers 1,000 acres of the northernmost part of the Ouse Washes. It is Britain’s largest area of seasonally-flooded land. In winter, thousands of wild ducks, swans and geese gather here. It is one of several wetlands being developed in the Fens, including Wicken, Lakenheath, Chippenham Fens and will be soon joined by ‘The Great Fen’. A visitor centre at Welney was opened in 2006 and, importantly, includes a café where we could take our lunch.

Coming back, that pesky SW breeze opposed us, but taking the front in rotation gave surprisingly effective shelter most of the time. The Hundred Foot Bank beside New Bedford River took us to Pymoor. Then, with the wind turning to W, a bit of jiggling about on winding fen roads took us to Coveney, Wentworth and final coffee stop at Twenty Pence Garden Centre, Wilburton. If anything, our pace increased as we headed for home via Cottenham, Oakington, Madingley, Comberton and Harston. Back at 18.15 with no more mechanicals, no dramas, having just had a great ride.

Post-ride, Maurice and David joined Graham, Julia, Victor and Alan for a celebratory dinner at The Red Lion, Hinxton.

With thanks to Victor for this blog and added kudos for having ridden to and from the start / end. Thanks to Maurice for his generous donation to the club’s charity collection.

Sing a Song of Sixpence, a short story by Agatha Christie or a number of other books. Take your pick. We were only interested in three blackbirds, though; The Three Blackbirds inn at Woodditton to be precise where 12 riders gathered on a very fine morning for coffee (for which Rod somehow managed to foot the whole bill).

Simon’s route soon took us on a dead end road towards Dullingham Ley where we encountered the most traffic of the day (one delivery truck, two cars) before heading over a stretch of byway to Burrough Green (would have been fun if wet !).

Great lanes and onto one of our regular stops at Cafe 33. A short detour was required from the main route to get there, safely negotiated by the second group on the road but somehow missed by group 1 (the one with the route planner in it). Such was the temperature, teas and coffees were substituted for cold cans from the fridge.

Some more fantastic roads took us to the steady hill between Dalham and Gazely which always feels tougher than its modest elevation would suggest. Also included on the route was the much photographed Moulton pack horse bridge.

From there, back to the Three Blackbirds where Geoff was kindly buying birthday beers (which I had to miss – ouch)

Rod, Martin, Simon, Keith, Maurice, Graham, Victor, Alan, Geoff, Howard, Jeremy, Paul (Ken for half the ride and lunch)

It started at the Red Cow in Chrishall with a simple request for a fish finger sandwich.

Red Cow staff “We only do things that are on the menu”.

Martin2 “OK give me a pen and I’ll write it on the menu”.

The riff came to my mind, “You can’t always get want”, from the Rolling Stones. Something in Mick Jagger’s demeanor however suggests to me that he lacks something more significant to him than a fish finger sandwich. Perhaps its a prescient commentary on pre-Thatcherite Britain. Or maybe Mr Jagger was referring to the human condition and some deeper desire for “Satisfaction” with life in general.

At the Red Cow it transpires that there is a menu, also a specials menu and then rising into the stratosphere of attempts at “customer satisfaction”, a special by pre-order only menu, whereupon one can obtain fish finger sandwiches. So, there you go, next time we can take full advantage of the service available and obtain true ‘Satisfaction’ at The Red Cow.

It was a very nice morning. The pub looked splendid in the summer sunshine.

We split into two groups of 6. Myself, Rod, Andrew, Gareth, Martin and Martin2. Group 2 Graham, Geoff, Nigel, Rick, Alan, Maurice. We were slightly delayed by bumping into two old friends of the club, Simon and Oli, former owners of the Windmill Pub in Great Chishill, the club’s spiritual home.  

The route was approximately as shown.

The ride proceeded uneventfully enough. Only Andrew being a little delayed by catching a shoelace in his chain and Martin having some problem with ‘the master controller’ on his bike. Apparently, the more important the gadget, the smaller the electrical contacts.

We approached the coffee shop half way round with some trepidation.

In the past Poppy’s Barn had solved the conundrum of providing “customer satisfaction” by the simple expedient of stopping customers coming in. This applied especially to cyclists. Most especially to cyclists who complain, so we have avoided the place for around a year. Rod had decided to let “bygones be bygones” and give it another go. An appointment was duly made. The staff raised the Union Jack and put away the Swastika and the Jolly Roger, which they carefully folded-up and put in a drawer. The Bolshe proprietor had returned from his ‘customer satisfaction’ course transformed into a modern version of Uriah Heep.

“Oh, would you like coffee Sir. Myself and Mrs. Heep have looked forward to this, Sir, a long while. We had fears that our ‘umbleness stood in the way. ‘Umble we are, ‘umble we have been, ‘umble we shall ever be.”

“Oh, and cake Sir! You do us a great honour. I shall ask Mrs Heep to transport some of her very finest morsels from our ‘umble kitchen to here, for you, for your immediate delectation.”

My cake and coffee was well over £8. But of course I didn’t complain. Martin says his scrambled egg(?) was excellent and that its good to know that the free range, organic roosters will sup champagne and dine in style this summer eve, having provided such excellent service.

I should warn the rock fans among you that not all music has aged as well as the lyrics of Jagger and Richards. Old fans of Uriah Heep please take note.

The highlight of the 2^nd leg was cycling past the Wenden’s Ambo nuclear missile silo.

The first I heard of it was Andrew saying, “in that window there it says, this house contains nuts”. Indeed, the village has gone nuts, though I am told that their negotiations will Moscow, concerning arms reduction, is going well. Early attempts at warhead generation has led to some radioactive contamination in the area and one of the resulting, huge, yellow snails was spotted at the level crossing.  

Perhaps, like in the Cuban missiles, this missile too will soon be decommissioned, and I hope that I will be able to report progress in future blogs.

More immediately we noted the availability of a station mistress.

It’s good to know that even British Rail are getting more focused on ‘customer satisfaction’. I wondered if she will accept my pensioner’s rail card.

The final piece of ‘off road’ was a cool, green tunnel against the rising heat of midday and seemed designed to remind us how lucky we are to have all this excellent cycling so close by.

Thanks go to Rod for organising and re-trying some of our old haunts. Also, to Graham who celebrated his birthday and bought the beer. It was good to see Ken upon our return though this week he couldn’t quite make the cycling. Half marks, should try harder.

It was a chilly start to this late May ride – a reminder that summer is not quite here yet despite very warm weather in recent weeks. What a contrast with Windmillers Andrew, Howard and Simon enjoying wonderful weather in Scotland and likewise Graham and Julia as they traverse Europe.

The wandering Windmillers meant fewer than usual for Maurice’s ride from The Black Bull in Balsham, but it was good news for Alan who was buying the birthday beers. Besides those two, the others who warmed up before the ride were Brian, Rod, Victor, Ric, Charles, Jeremy, Neil and both Martins. Ken joined us for lunch.

Maurice shot off at high speed with four in his wake on a circuit via Bartlow, the Bumpsteads, Baythorne End, Kedington, Great Wratting, Withersfield and West Wickham. The second group of six caught up the first in Bartlow where it was tempting to divert down a footpath to see the Three Hills (Roman burial mounds) but it was decided to do this another day. There used to be five burial mounds but in their wisdom the company that built the railway line from Four Went Ways to Haverhill decided to destroy two as they were in the way. HS2 has had a somewhat tougher process to endure, thankfully.

Coffee was had at Tarka’s at Baythorne End where the only ‘event’ of the day was a fall by Maurice whilst dismounting, luckily with only a bruise or two to show for it, thanks to an impressive parachute roll according to those who witnessed it. Subsequent discussion about the advantages of step through e-bikes did not result in Maurice rushing off to buy one.

Coffee at Tarka’s. Charles piles on the calories in an attempt to warm up. Just look at those marshmallows in his coffee!

By the time coffee was over we had warmed up a bit and so the odd layer was shed before the return leg back to Balsham, into quite a strong head wind.

Several could not make lunch and so it was quite a small select group including Ken who were able to thank Alan for buying the beers and who wished him happy birthday in the usual rousing manner.

Thanks to Maurice for planning the route and we trust his bruises soon mend. Thanks also to photographers Charles and Brian.

This is where we went:

Martin W

Yes, it was the 80th Anniversary of VE Day and we were privileged to see what appeared to be a real-life dog fight between Spitfires and a Messerschmitt over Elsworth. The noise was wonderful, perhaps because the Messerschmitt was rumoured to also have a Merlin engine, so not entirely original. It was a great display which nearly had us falling off our bikes at times.

The ride was organised by Brian who sadly could not take part on account of a bad back. But given the lumps and bumps on the several off road sections perhaps this was just as well. So 19 Windmillers set off in three groups from The Hare & Hounds in Harlton on a glorious 28 mile circuit, those being Rod, Graham, Howard, Martin B, Tom (birthday boy), Maurice, Geoff, Paul, Ric, Keith, Neil, Charles, Alan, Victor, Simon, Gareth, Jeremy, Nigel and Martin W. Sadly none of our lady members were present or Andrew who was celebrating his birthday in Holland, otherwise this could easily have been a record turnout. Ken joined us at lunchtime and of course Brian who waved us off and greeted our arrival, some nursing a few bruised bums and beaten up bladders.

Heading AC, the route took us through Haslingfield and Bourn on fairly quiet roads and then over the M11 towards Grantchester on the first of Brian’s off road sections, thankfully dry throughout. Then Coton came up, via an easy concrete track, before crossing to Madingley and then a long off road route along bridleways.

En route to Elsworth for coffee via Coton, Madingley, Lolworth and Boxworth with hardly a sight or sound of the mighty A14 nearby.

Coffee was taken at Frank’s Farm in Elsworth which was excellent. Good choice, Brian.

The dog fight commenced soon after coffee and continued for quite a while, focused perhaps on the American Cemetery at Madingley. The bravery of all those who fought in WW2 is something our generation has so much to be thankful for. If only that was the real end of wars and bloodshed………

The route back was more kind on the buttocks and took us via Great and Little Eversden before rolling up back at The Hare & Hounds where the extremely good news was that birthday boy Tom would be buying the drinks, having been queuing patiently the last few weeks whilst other birthdays have been celebrated, with more to come! Hint hint.

The pub was quite busy with other diners and so a hearty rendering of Happy Birthday was not delivered to Tom, 21 Windmillers being loud enough to blow the roof off. So to make up for this Tom, here’s a slightly different take: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ0sjjx5zN4

Thanks go to Brian for organising a splendid ride but we are very sorry he couldn’t join us. Get well soon. Thanks also to photographers Charles and Graham.

This where we went:

Martin

It’s a good few years since I last ventured out to the Swan at Henny Street (not to be confused with the Hen at Swanny Street), but everything looked friendly and familiar as I joined eight other riders on the banks of the River Stour, just South of Sudbury, for our Mayday outing.

A bit of a rarity for a Windmill ride these days was the opportunity to ride as a single group of 9. Initially northwards on the delightful (and very popular) Valley Walk on the disused Sudbury-Cambridge railway line.

Back on the road, the repeating theme seemed to be flowering wisteria and beautiful old flint churches.

After a few photo calls, we pitched up at the White Hart Inn, Boxted (inevitably run by another of Maurice’s old mates), for coffee and cake (or possibly a sneaky pint).

For those that wanted it, there was a stop off to view vintage cars.

For others, the Swan beckoned and it was back on bikes for more churches, wisteria and some surprising little hills.

The pub was doing a roaring trade when we arrived back, with customers enjoying the warm sunshine and the river. We had a perfect outside table spot reserved from which to watch the world go by and to enjoy great beer and food.

Thanks for Maurice for organising and to everyone that supplied photos, allowing me the luxury of having to write very little !

Graham, Rod, Chris, Andrew, Maurice, Alan, Keith, Martin B, Simon

This Thursday, 16 riders took to the start line at the Pig and Abbot for a foray into Bedfordshire, destined for Jordans Mill for coffee and cake. The promise of birthday beers usually gets a good turn out ! Three people owned up to birthdays this week: Gareth, Rod and Howard (on ‘significant seventy’). Happy birthday, all. Everyone got mentioned in the usual off key rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’, but only Rod was buying the beer on this ride and he got the Pig and Abbot birthday cake to cut – Howard and Gareth’s beers to be looked forward to on other weeks !

A largely incident free ride (apart from one slow puncture for Ric, some rubbing brakes for Gareth) in a slightly chilly breeze bought us past the closed road in Langford (pavement bypass available) to the aforementioned Jordans Mill for coffee, cake and bike repairs.

Jordans Mill at Holme on the river Ivel has been in the Jordans family for over 150 years and was the last working flour mill in Bedfordshire. Originally milling flour, Jordans is probably better known to most for their range of cereals and mueslis (although these are no longer produced at this site). The site at Holme was substantially renovated in 2013 with a new visitor centre and café. On this trip, the Windmillers only visited the café but the original water mill in the adjacent building can still be seen in its working state.

The return leg took us through the busy town of Biggleswade (one of the few places with an A1 ‘Great North Road’ underpass).

James Charles Bigglesworth, nicknamed “Biggles”, is the title character of a series of adventure books by W. E. Johns (1893–1968). It would be reasonable to expect that the town of Biggleswade was named as the place where Biggles crossed the River Ivel. In fact, Biggleswade is a market town 18 km south-east of Bedford with a population of 22,541 and is likely to pre date Biggles. Evidence of settlement in the area goes back to Neolithic times but it is likely that the town as such was founded by Anglo-Saxons. A gold Anglo-Saxon coin was found beside the River Ivel in 2001, which the British Museum bought in 2006. At the time, it was the most expensive British coin ever purchased. The town’s market charter was granted by King John in the 13th-century.

More busy roads through Poton and we were soon back on familiar quiet lanes from Croydon down the resurfaced Croydon hill and back to Abbington Piggots where our beer and pies awaited. Thanks Rod for organising. Pat for hosting. Charles, Simon and Graham for the pics.

Rod, Howard, Gareth, Paul, Deborah, Ken, Martin W, Andrew, Maurice, Ric, Victor, Charles, Graham, Simon, Geoff, Jeremy

Wow! Doesn’t time just fly by? It’s 14 years since Maurice came up with the idea of The Windmill Club and it’s gone by in a flash. But nothing much has changed – an eccentric bunch of lads and lassies who still meet twice a week if they choose to do so and raise money for worthy causes whilst keeping fit in the process. Well done, Maurice.

The Pheasant in Great Chishill was the first meeting place for the club and continues to be so today, especially on Mondays when we are always welcomed by Mike and his staff, who carry on in the tradition of the former owners Simon and Ollie who now live in Elmdon – good food, good beer and good company.

This ride was around familiar lanes starting at The Pheasant and taking in Heydon, Chrishall, Ickleton, Catmere End, Littlebury Green, Arkesden, Clavering, Brent Pelham, Anstey, Nuthampstead and Shaftenhoe End. This is a classic Maurice route – quiet lanes and villages which enable peaceful rides and much chatting en route. Brian organised and was planning to lead the ride but unfortunately had to pull out on account of a bad back and so Maurice led the way, departing at speed 10 minutes early as everyone had turned up. He’s never one to hang about. Fortunately, Brian was able to attend the lunch and show off his photographic prowess.

The others in the ride were Victor, Geoff, Keith, Howard, Charles, Rod, Simon, Paul, Andrew, Ric, Rach (who joined en route), Jeremy, Deborah and Martin W.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words and so with a substantial number of 14th Anniversary photographs to choose from (thanks also to Charles, Brian, Rod and Andrew) why not include the lot? If true, this blog contains the equivalent of 22,000 words, surely a record to date? Nearly half a book.

The highlight was the glorious spring day with bluebells and cowslips everywhere and, of course, an excellent lunch in the garden of The Pheasant, duly recorded from a precarious lofty perch on a wobbly table by ace photographer and organiser Brian – not to be generally recommended for those with bad backs.

Thanks again to Maurice for starting the Windmill Club turning and keeping it spinning.

This is where we went:

Martin